theodorerooseveltjihad:

MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE

someoneintheshadow456:

strawberry-crocodile:

• Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
• Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
• Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
• Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
• Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
• Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
• Pictochat
• Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

1994-2002 generation put your hands up

pettyqueer:

baby-in-coma:

Literally me cooking

you know what? why aren’t there more gay cooking shows 

kosmonin:

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

massmasher100:

Sipping Goga-Gola Cherry,

Slapping Eunuchs, Making Merry,

Squirting Shit across the Sand,

iPod with My Favorite Band.

lonelymountainson:

tsundereforcoffee:

captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

fatchance:

Superstitions. Sunrise.

damianalghul:

ladies who have had a crush on miss Anne Hathaway since The Princess Diaries make some noise!!!!!